Archive for the ‘Reality Life’ Category

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PBR for President

October 23, 2006

Regardless of what future government office I may run for… my campaign sign will be something similar to this:

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I’m currently working on the slogan. Something along the lines of “Vote High Class,” “Vote for the Blue Ribbon Candidate,” “I’m a Man’s Man,” or of course “I’m Drunk.” Suggestions are welcome.

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This Post was too large for Itself

August 28, 2006

In a way, this post collapsed in on itself before I even began to collect my thoughts onto the keyboard.  I’m reading too much, knowing too much, and far to unhappy and angry about all of these things.

The current “movement” of free news is refreshing and incredible.  I only hope one day new outlets where people can vote on news articles and discuss them freely, instead of news media, are how all people are getting news.  Real news.  Not controlled CNFoxMSNBBC entertainment programming.

Many Americans disgust me.   I believe in God no more than I believe in witches.  Our founding fathers were a collective of genius, far ahead of their own time and possibly even now.  The government is corrupt and to follow its rules is to disservice freedom, democracy, liberty, and self.  To not say something or to allow yourself to be brainwashed by societal normalcy’s equates you to a lemming.

Please, scrape at least the surface:

Programmer Testifies: US Elections Rigged

The Founding Fathers were Not Christians

US Politics ‘obsessed’ with Ads

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Leachers; Suck it

August 22, 2006

Waste of oxygen. A waste of earthly resources including food, fresh air, water, and even the space they consume. That is what I think when I see high leacher numbers. What can the argument on their behalf even be? If it’s legal they are full of shit. You are already stealing, and by not contributing back like bittorrent is set up to work, you are destroying the system and sucking broadband and human resources that you don’t deserve, dry. That includes bandwidth and MY oxygen, H2O, and sidewalk space. You as a leacher should be forced to wear the letter ‘L’ at all times. Or even have “LEACHER” tattooed on your forehead. That way, the next time I pass by you in the city, I will know you aren’t really there, since you take and take but refuse to give back, you are a negative drain on society. Hmm, a negative drain… sounds like something that sucks. Perhaps I won’t be able to avoid getting sucked towards you and will just bang into you with extreme force causing you to be severely injured. Wow, good thing I didn’t actually run into and injure a real person that contributes to the world they use selfishly for themselves, or I’d feel pretty bad.

See for yourself how leachers are sucking us dry:

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A bittorrent ratio should be, at the very least, 1. No arguments.  Behold:

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Ghost in the Shell? More like a Secret Internet Fatty.

August 22, 2006

Are you a Ghost in the Shell(freesoftwaremagazine.com)? Does your online personality represent you better than your actual real-life appearance? Mine definitely doesn’t, I am not nearly as unfriendly or pompous in real life as I appear online. As far as looks… I’m a firm believer that a person cannot judge the quality of their own photographs.

I sure know what a Secret Internet Fatty is, though. Remember when Facebook first came out? It was and continues to remain the best and fastest way to get a ton of chicks in your apartment for a party… freshman chicks too. Simple, easy, informal, and you can even seek out some girls with similar interests to you or your roommate… if you care. Where does it fail? Looks. A girl’s picture does NOT prove she is hot, it only provides a non-convincing amount of evidence… some of the time. If you can only see her face? Shes fat. If the angle is funny? Shes ugly. If the flash is way to bright? She has bad skin. You know the drill.

PS You won’t find your true love on the Internet unless you care NOTHING about looks. Those one in a million couples in the match.com commercials are just that; one in a million.

The internet is not a replacement for real-life social interaction.